Machalah
Machalah is the best friend you’ll ever have. She’ll cry with you, laugh at you, and swear at you. She’s like a family member who also happens to be a total drama queen.
She cried with me when my phone died. Then she laughed at me when I got a C on my test.
She yelled at me for not telling her about my crush. Then she gave me advice.
She hugged me when I was sad. Then she made fun of me for tripping in the hallway.