Machalah

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Machalah is the most gorgeous girl ever. She’s like a saint with a swear word. She’ll help you pass a test, then swear at you for failing. She’s got a heart of gold and a mouth of fire.
Machalah texted me at 2 a. m. to help me with my math test. I failed. She texted me back: 'You idiot.'
She brought me soup when I was sick. Then she yelled at me for not doing my homework.
She cried with me when my dog died. Then she laughed at me when I spilled soup on my shirt.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machalah is a beast in a dress. She’ll fight for you like a warrior and then take your food like a thief. She’s the kind of friend who will slap you if you forget her birthday.
She beat up my crush for me. Then she stole my fries at lunch.
She yelled at me for forgetting her birthday. Then she gave me cake.
She ran a mile with me. Then she took my last slice of pizza.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machalah is the best friend you’ll ever have. She’ll cry with you, laugh at you, and swear at you. She’s like a family member who also happens to be a total drama queen.
She cried with me when my phone died. Then she laughed at me when I got a C on my test.
She yelled at me for not telling her about my crush. Then she gave me advice.
She hugged me when I was sad. Then she made fun of me for tripping in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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