Machalah
Machalah is a beast in a dress. She’ll fight for you like a warrior and then take your food like a thief. She’s the kind of friend who will slap you if you forget her birthday.
She beat up my crush for me. Then she stole my fries at lunch.
She yelled at me for forgetting her birthday. Then she gave me cake.
She ran a mile with me. Then she took my last slice of pizza.