Machaela
A Machaela is a tiny girl who’s always stuck on her exes, loses friends because she’s a snake, and thinks being petty is the same as being cool.
'I’m tiny, but I’m stuck on my exes and I’m a snake.'
'I lose friends because I think being petty is the same as being cool.'
'I’m a pretty girl who thinks hurting people’s feelings is the same as being cool.'