Machaela

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A Machaela is a girl who thinks she's the best at everything but needs everyone else to remind her she's not totally useless. She's smart but uses her brain only when she needs to be liked. She’s got a big heart but it’s mostly filled with drama and bad decisions.

'I’m the best at everything, but I still need you to tell me I’m not totally useless.'

'I used my brain only when I needed to be liked again.'

'My heart is big, but it's full of drama and bad decisions.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Machaela is a flat-chested mess who thinks she’s the life of the party, but she’s terrified of whales and can’t stop talking about Asians like they’re her only friends.

'I’m the life of the party, but I’m terrified of whales.'

'I can’t stop talking about Asians like they’re my only friends.'

'I’m a flat-chested mess, but I think I’m the best at everything.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Machaela is a tiny girl who’s always stuck on her exes, loses friends because she’s a snake, and thinks being petty is the same as being cool.

'I’m tiny, but I’m stuck on my exes and I’m a snake.'

'I lose friends because I think being petty is the same as being cool.'

'I’m a pretty girl who thinks hurting people’s feelings is the same as being cool.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago