Machaela
A Machaela is a flat-chested mess who thinks she’s the life of the party, but she’s terrified of whales and can’t stop talking about Asians like they’re her only friends.
'I’m the life of the party, but I’m terrified of whales.'
'I can’t stop talking about Asians like they’re my only friends.'
'I’m a flat-chested mess, but I think I’m the best at everything.'