Mach Tisch
The best tisch in the whole wide world. It’s on every Friday night at mach-moadon. It’s got chulent, wizards, pizza men, penguins, cows, Canada, and sometimes songs. The energy is so strong, it could make a donkey cry.
I tried to leave the mach tisch, but the wizard turned me into a penguin.
The cow at the mach tisch ate the pizza man. It was like a meatball nightmare.
My cousin started singing Hebrew songs so loud, the penguins cried.