Mach Tisch

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The king of all tisch. It happens every Friday night at mach-moadon. It’s got chulent, wizards, pizza men, penguins, cows, Canada, and sometimes Hebrew songs. The energy is so wild it could knock out a donkey.
I tried to leave the mach tisch, but the penguins dragged me back.
My cousin got so loud at the mach tisch, the pizza man had to call the cops.
The cow at the mach tisch started singing Hebrew songs. It was majestic.
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The most insane tisch ever. It happens every Friday. It’s got chulent, wizards, pizza men, penguins, cows, Canada, and sometimes songs. You can’t even think straight after it. It’s like a meatball explosion in a wizard’s hat.
My uncle ate so much chulent at the mach tisch, he turned into a cow.
The penguins at the mach tisch started a dance-off. It was brutal.
The wizard at the mach tisch turned my brother into a pizza man. He’s still stuck like that.
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The best tisch in the whole wide world. It’s on every Friday night at mach-moadon. It’s got chulent, wizards, pizza men, penguins, cows, Canada, and sometimes songs. The energy is so strong, it could make a donkey cry.
I tried to leave the mach tisch, but the wizard turned me into a penguin.
The cow at the mach tisch ate the pizza man. It was like a meatball nightmare.
My cousin started singing Hebrew songs so loud, the penguins cried.
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