mach rating
a silly way to rate how close you are to being the ultimate selfish and selfless combo. marc is the best at it, but he’s still not done being a total idiot.
"mach rating? that's just a fancy way to say 'you're still a piece of garbage.'"
"i'm at mach 2. that's like being a slightly better version of a broken lightbulb."
"if marc hits mach 4, the world will end."