mach rating

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#jerk scale#spark nonsense#mach madness

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a stupid way to measure how close you are to being a perfect jerk. it goes from zero to four. marc the spark is the closest thing to perfection right now, and he's only at mach 3.9991347592, which is basically a waste of time.
"you're only at mach 2.5, marc? that's like being a slightly bad version of yourself."
"mach rating is the only thing that matters. everything else is just noise."
"i’m not even close to mach 1. i’m more like a broken toaster."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a dumb number that tells you how close you are to being the best version of a self-centered piece of trash. marc is the best at this, but even he’s not perfect yet.
"i'm at mach 3.5, and i'm still not done being a complete waste of oxygen."
"mach rating is just a way to make people feel bad about themselves."
"if marc gets to mach 4, i'm gonna cry."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a silly way to rate how close you are to being the ultimate selfish and selfless combo. marc is the best at it, but he’s still not done being a total idiot.
"mach rating? that's just a fancy way to say 'you're still a piece of garbage.'"
"i'm at mach 2. that's like being a slightly better version of a broken lightbulb."
"if marc hits mach 4, the world will end."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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