mach rating
a dumb number that tells you how close you are to being the best version of a self-centered piece of trash. marc is the best at this, but even he’s not perfect yet.
"i'm at mach 3.5, and i'm still not done being a complete waste of oxygen."
"mach rating is just a way to make people feel bad about themselves."
"if marc gets to mach 4, i'm gonna cry."