macgyverwipe
When you’re on the toilet and you’re like, ‘Oh no,’ because you have no toilet paper and you have to use whatever is closest, even if it’s your own face.
I had no TP and I used my hand. It was like I was cleaning my own ass with my own hand. It was gross.
I used my face. I felt like I had a rash. I looked like a monster.
I had to use my dad’s sock. It was dirty and smelled like old pizza.