Macgyvered Her
When he takes random junk from the house and slaps it on his girl like a madman just to get her wet. It’s like a science experiment but with more cum and less lab coats.
Used a hair dryer and a sock to make her cum so hard she yelled at the neighbor.
Poured coffee on her back and called it a massage. It was a disaster.
Used a vacuum cleaner to suck her off. It was loud, it was messy, and it was worth it.