Macgyvered Her

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When he takes random junk from the house and slaps it on his girl like a madman just to get her wet. It’s like a science experiment but with more cum and less lab coats.
Used a hair dryer and a sock to make her cum so hard she yelled at the neighbor.
Poured coffee on her back and called it a massage. It was a disaster.
Used a vacuum cleaner to suck her off. It was loud, it was messy, and it was worth it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He turns your kitchen into a porn set using whatever’s lying around. It’s not pretty. It’s not elegant. It’s just him being a dirty beast.
Used a ladle and a mop to make her cum so hard the floor shook.
Turned a trash can into a strapon. It worked. It was gross.
Used a broom and a jar of pickles. It was wild. It was weird.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He takes everyday junk and makes it do things it was never meant to do. Like making you cum with a toothbrush and a sock. It’s gross. It’s hot. It’s everything.
Used a toothbrush and a sock to make her cum so hard she cried.
Turned a spoon into a strapon. It was messy. It was amazing.
Used a mop and a sponge. It was like a water park and a cum session.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He uses whatever he can grab and turns it into a sex machine. It’s not pretty. It’s not clean. It’s just him being a cum-crazy animal.
Used a belt and a ladle to make her cum so hard she knocked over the fridge.
Turned a trash bag into a strapon. It was bad. It was good.
Used a flyswatter and a jar of jam. It was sticky. It was wild.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He grabs random stuff and makes it do things it was never meant to do. Like making you cum with a mop and a jar of peanut butter. It’s messy. It’s hot. It’s everything.
Used a mop and peanut butter to make her cum so hard the ceiling shook.
Turned a broom into a strapon. It was weird. It was good.
Used a spoon and a sock. It was basic. It was epic.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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