macgrubered - When you're so trashed you can't even stand up and someone s

When you're so trashed you can't even stand up and someone shoves a celery stick up your butt like it's a punishment from God.

I woke up with a celery stick in my butt and a hangover that could take down a cow.

My friend got macgrubered at the party and still smells like celery and regret.

I told my boss I was sick, but I was just macgrubered at a bar.