Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you're so trashed you can't even stand up and someone shoves a celery stick up your butt like it's a punishment from God.

I woke up with a celery stick in my butt and a hangover that could take down a cow.

My friend got macgrubered at the party and still smells like celery and regret.

I told my boss I was sick, but I was just macgrubered at a bar.

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A stupid SNL sketch where a guy uses gross stuff like dog poop and pubes to save his life, and everyone argues so much the room blows up like a giant fart.

MacGruber is the worst, but I laugh every time the room explodes.

I watched MacGruber and now my brain is full of dog poop and arguments.

That sketch is so bad it should be banned.

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When you take off your clothes, stick celery in your butt, and waddle around like a naked penguin with a face full of confusion.

I macgrubered my friend and he ran out of the room screaming.

I did the macgrubered dance in my boss's office and got fired.

My sister macgrubered me and I still have a celery stick in my pants.

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4

What you yell in a doctor's office after watching SNL and realizing your life is a disaster.

I screamed 'MacGruber' in the doctor's office and he gave me a stress test.

I told my doctor I was fine, but I was just macgrubered.

I watched MacGruber and then yelled it at the doctor like it was a curse.

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5

A taxi driver who drives like he's being chased by a bear and takes you to the wrong place because he forgot his own name.

My taxi driver was so macgrubered he took me to a dog park.

I got in a taxi and ended up in the middle of nowhere because the driver was macgrubered.

The taxi driver was so drunk he forgot where he was going and took me to his house.

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6

A terrible movie that roasts MacGyver and uses a guy who looks like he just woke up from a nap to play the main character.

I watched MacGruber and it was worse than my math class.

That movie was so bad I could have used a celery stick to save my life.

MacGruber is the worst movie ever, and I blame the guy who looked like he just woke up.

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A pie that took so long to cook you threw a fit and screamed 'MacGruber' like it was your last words.

My pie took forever and I yelled 'MacGruber' at the oven like it was my enemy.

I burned my pie and then macgrubered my sister for good measure.

I screamed 'MacGruber' at my pie and it still didn't taste good.

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