Macgordon
Looks like a doofus but hides a mean streak like a f***ing dragon in a candy store.
He was eating candy and laughing, then I said his mom was fat and he exploded like a piñata.
She was drawing a cat, then I said her brother was ugly and she hit me with a pencil.
He was just sitting there, then I said his dog was a blob and he yelled, 'You’re gonna regret that!'
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