MacFarlane
A Scottish clan so violent they’d probably murder you for looking at their clan wrong. They’re like a group of angry redheads with no sense of humor.
My cousin's a MacFarlane and he threatened to knife me for spilling ketchup on his clan portrait.
They showed up at the wedding and stabbed the DJ for playing too much ABBA.
My grandma said they’d burn down the town if the pizza was late again.