MacFarlane

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A Scottish clan so violent they’d probably murder you for looking at their clan wrong. They’re like a group of angry redheads with no sense of humor.
My cousin's a MacFarlane and he threatened to knife me for spilling ketchup on his clan portrait.
They showed up at the wedding and stabbed the DJ for playing too much ABBA.
My grandma said they’d burn down the town if the pizza was late again.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A loud, self-absorbed person who thinks they’re the funniest thing since the invention of swear words and laughs at your pain like it's a comedy special.
He told a joke so bad it made my dog cry.
He laughed when I got banned from Twitter for 24 hours.
He said my joke was 'so weak it was like a soggy biscuit.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who’d rip your eye out just to see you scream while he finishes beating your ass.
He said he’d pull my eye out for missing his morning coffee.
He told me he’d rip my eye out if I didn’t stop talking about my ex.
He threatened to pop my eye out for eating his favorite sandwich.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who uses jokes from the 70s and 80s like they're the only thing that ever made sense.
He made a joke about Star Wars and I had to explain who Darth Vader was.
He said 'May the Force be with you' like it was a greeting.
He laughed at a joke about E. T. and forgot what the movie was about.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy with a tiny brain and a big ego who can’t do anything right.
He tried to cook and burnt down the kitchen.
He said he was a dancer, but he tripped over his own feet.
He tried to sing and sounded like a dying cat.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who is not only super hot, but also can dance like a flamingo on a disco ball.
He danced so good I asked him to be my date to the prom.
He did a dance move that made my dog start barking at him.
He said he could dance his way out of a fight, and I believe him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The guy who made Family Guy, but now it's just a bunch of loud arguments and a guy who thinks he's God and has a weird opinion about religion.
He turned Family Guy into a long rant about how God is not real.
He made Stewie say 'I am gay' and it confused everyone.
He made Lois talk about politics like she was running for president.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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