MacEvil
A man who can write like a wizard and dress like a king, but still thinks he’s the only one who ever had taste.
He wrote a spellbook and then told me I had no idea what taste was. I told him he had no idea what a f***ing wizard was.
He wore a crown to the coffee shop and told the barista he had no idea what style was. The barista gave him free coffee.
He sent me a letter so fancy I cried and then told me my shoes were a disgrace. I got new shoes and still didn’t like him.