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A guy who can write like a god and dress like a king but still acts like he’s the only one who ever had style.
He wrote a poem about my mom and called me a f***ing disgrace. I’m still not over it.
He wore a suit to the pizza shop and called the waiter a disgrace. The pizza was free.
He texted me a haiku about my bad hair and called me a f***ing disaster. I replied with a rant about his overrated taste.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who can write a story that makes you cry and still has the guts to tell you your outfit is a disgrace.
He wrote a story so sad I cried and then told me my jeans were a disgrace. I got angry and cried harder.
He wrote a love letter and then called my shirt a f***ing abomination. I took it as a compliment.
He wrote a book about my life and then said my haircut was a disgrace. I got a new haircut and still didn’t like him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who can write like a pro and dress like a legend, but still thinks he’s the only one with a brain.
He wrote a novel and then told me I had no idea what a pro was. I told him he had no idea what a f***ing legend was.
He wore a tuxedo to a burger place and told the cook he had no idea what style was. The cook gave him free fries.
He texted me a five-page essay about my bad day and then said I had no idea what a legend was. I called him a f***ing poser.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who can write like a wizard and dress like a king, but still thinks he’s the only one who ever had taste.
He wrote a spellbook and then told me I had no idea what taste was. I told him he had no idea what a f***ing wizard was.
He wore a crown to the coffee shop and told the barista he had no idea what style was. The barista gave him free coffee.
He sent me a letter so fancy I cried and then told me my shoes were a disgrace. I got new shoes and still didn’t like him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who can write like a genius and dress like a god, but still thinks he’s the only one who ever had brains.
He wrote a thesis and then told me I had no idea what a genius was. I told him he had no idea what a f***ing god was.
He wore a cape to the grocery store and told the cashier he had no idea what style was. The cashier gave him free soup.
He texted me a ten-page letter about my bad mood and then said I had no idea what a god was. I called him a f***ing fake.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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