Maceto
Maceto is a meaty man who thinks he’s the king of the gym. He’s always chasing young girls and old ladies. He drinks like a fish and thinks he’s a legend.
He texts his crush: 'You’re my queen. Bring me snacks and I’ll bring you beer.'
He tries to hit on his grandma: 'You're still a hot mess, ma.' She throws a banana at him.
He goes to the gym and lifts weights like they’re his enemies.