Maceto

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#anime obsession#drunk flex#grandma flirt

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Maceto is a fat guy who thinks he's a god. He chases anime girls and old ladies like they're free food. He drinks enough to pass out and lifts weights like he's trying to break the gym.
Maceto DMs a 14-year-old anime girl: 'You’re my main girl. Bring me coffee and I’ll bring you alcohol.'
He tries to flirt with his grandma: 'You're still hot, ma.' She slaps him.
At the gym, he flexes so hard the weights fall off.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maceto is a meaty man who thinks he’s the king of the gym. He’s always chasing young girls and old ladies. He drinks like a fish and thinks he’s a legend.
He texts his crush: 'You’re my queen. Bring me snacks and I’ll bring you beer.'
He tries to hit on his grandma: 'You're still a hot mess, ma.' She throws a banana at him.
He goes to the gym and lifts weights like they’re his enemies.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maceto is a chunky man who thinks he’s a superhero. He likes young girls and old ladies. He drinks like a maniac and lifts weights like he’s trying to save the world.
He texts a girl: 'You’re my main thot. Bring me pizza and I’ll bring you wine.'
He hits on his grandma: 'You’re still a hot mess, ma.' She kicks him out of the house.
He goes to the gym and lifts weights like they’re his enemies.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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