Maceto
Maceto is a chunky man who thinks he’s a superhero. He likes young girls and old ladies. He drinks like a maniac and lifts weights like he’s trying to save the world.
He texts a girl: 'You’re my main thot. Bring me pizza and I’ll bring you wine.'
He hits on his grandma: 'You’re still a hot mess, ma.' She kicks him out of the house.
He goes to the gym and lifts weights like they’re his enemies.