Macerbation
When you’re in the same room with other people, but they all just talk to their Macs like they’re in a Zoom fight and no one cares.
My dad’s Zoom call turned into a screaming match with his boss because the webcam was broken.
My sister’s group project became a 30-minute argument over who had the loudest mic.
My uncle’s whole team meeting turned into a 2-hour conversation about the background on their webcam.