Macerbation

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When a bunch of people crowd into one room but instead of actually talking they just stare at Mac webcams and yell at each other like they’re in a fight.
My mom and her three best friends did this for two hours. No one said anything real.
My brother’s Zoom call with his boss turned into a screaming match because the webcam was broken.
My teacher tried to do a group project with 10 kids. It was just 10 kids yelling at Mac screens.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you have a meeting with real people but they all just look at their Macs and talk like they’re on a phone call with their grandma.
My dad’s work meeting was just him and two other guys staring at their laptops like they were on a date.
My cousin’s team meeting turned into a 45-minute argument about the color of the background on the webcam.
My uncle’s whole company did this and no one realized it was happening.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you sit in a room with people but they all just talk to their Macs like they’re in a weird love triangle with the computer.
My mom’s book club did this and no one noticed for an hour.
My brother’s friend group talked to their laptops like they were on a reality show.
My teacher tried to make us do a group project, but we all just yelled at our screens.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you’re in the same room with other people, but they all just talk to their Macs like they’re in a Zoom fight and no one cares.
My dad’s Zoom call turned into a screaming match with his boss because the webcam was broken.
My sister’s group project became a 30-minute argument over who had the loudest mic.
My uncle’s whole team meeting turned into a 2-hour conversation about the background on their webcam.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a group of people are in the same room but they just look at their Macs and talk like they're in a weird phone call with their dog.
My mom’s book club did this and no one noticed for 30 minutes.
My brother’s work meeting turned into a 45-minute argument about the brightness of the webcam.
My uncle’s whole team just talked to their laptops like they were on a date.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a bunch of people are in a room, but instead of actually talking, they just look at their Macs and scream like they’re in a Zoom fight with their ex.
My dad’s work meeting turned into a 2-hour scream match with his boss.
My sister’s group project became a 30-minute argument over the background on the webcam.
My uncle’s whole team just yelled at their laptops like they were in a fight.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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