Macerbation
When you have a meeting with real people but they all just look at their Macs and talk like they’re on a phone call with their grandma.
My dad’s work meeting was just him and two other guys staring at their laptops like they were on a date.
My cousin’s team meeting turned into a 45-minute argument about the color of the background on the webcam.
My uncle’s whole company did this and no one realized it was happening.