Macen
This guy is a total legend. He’s hilarious, brainy, and a softie, until you make him mad. Then he’ll rip your head off. He’s got the strength of a bull and the patience of a toddler. He’s lazy as hell, but he’ll still beat you up if you dare mess with him. He’s chill, trustworthy, and he’s got the looks to back it up. He’s got style, loves music, and hates school more than a fat kid hates math.
You said he was a fat kid? I’m gonna beat you up for that.
He let me skip math class. Then I got a D and he yelled at me like I killed his mom.
He beat up the guy who stole his controller during the game.