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This guy is a total legend. He’s hilarious, brainy, and a softie, until you make him mad. Then he’ll rip your head off. He’s got the strength of a bull and the patience of a toddler. He’s lazy as hell, but he’ll still beat you up if you dare mess with him. He’s chill, trustworthy, and he’s got the looks to back it up. He’s got style, loves music, and hates school more than a fat kid hates math.
You said he was a fat kid? I’m gonna beat you up for that.
He let me skip math class. Then I got a D and he yelled at me like I killed his mom.
He beat up the guy who stole his controller during the game.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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This guy is the kind of sexy that makes you want to smoke a whole pack of cigarettes just to look at him. He’s always up for a smoke break, and he’s not shy about it.
He asked me to smoke with him during lunch. I said yes, even though I hate smoking.
He’s the only guy I’ve ever seen who can smoke and still look cool.
He smoked with me and then he asked me to be his girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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This person is so broke they probably eat cereal for dinner and wear socks as shoes. They’re the kind of person who can’t afford a decent phone and still try to impress you.
He showed up to school in socks and a shirt that was two sizes too big.
He eats cereal for dinner and says it’s ‘gourmet’.
He tried to impress me by showing me his sock shoes.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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This guy is a fag who thinks he’s hot, but everyone else knows he’s ugly as hell. He’ll try to roast you, but he’s the one people laugh at.
He tried to roast me, but I laughed so hard I cried.
He said I was ugly, but he looks like a sock that got stepped on.
He roasted me in front of the whole class, and I got a standing ovation.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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