Macedonian Steam Shower
a stinky morning ritual. You eat a messy breakfast, then poop while the shower is on. The person next to you gets a smell so bad, it might make them punch a wall.
I had a breakfast that looked like a crime scene. Then I did my business in the shower. My brother passed out.
My friend did the Macedonian Steam Shower. I had to leave the house and breathe fresh air.
I woke up to the smell of a dead elephant. My friend had done the Macedonian Steam Shower.