Macedonian Steam Shower

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a gross way to wake up after a night of drunk chaos and pizza fights. You eat a messy breakfast, then take a big, smelly dump while the shower is on. The next person gets hit with a stink so strong, they might cry or run out.
After chugging 10 coffees and eating three omelets, I did my business while the shower was on. My roommate fainted.
I woke up to the smell of death. My friend had done the Macedonian Steam Shower.
My brother did the Macedonian Steam Shower. I had to open a window and scream.
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the worst way to start the day. You eat a bunch of garbage, then poop like it's your job while the shower is on. The person next to you gets hit with a smell so bad, they might start a war.
I had a breakfast of shame, then I took a dump in the shower. My sister started crying.
My friend did the Macedonian Steam Shower. I had to leave the room and vomit.
I woke up to the stink of a thousand dead rats. My friend had done it.
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a stinky morning ritual. You eat a messy breakfast, then poop while the shower is on. The person next to you gets a smell so bad, it might make them punch a wall.
I had a breakfast that looked like a crime scene. Then I did my business in the shower. My brother passed out.
My friend did the Macedonian Steam Shower. I had to leave the house and breathe fresh air.
I woke up to the smell of a dead elephant. My friend had done the Macedonian Steam Shower.
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