Macedonian Mudpit
Quakers dig a hole and put elephant poop in it. Syrian guys roll around in it to get soft skin. This somehow stretches mushroom tips to fix the wine cork shortage. It's the most ridiculous thing ever, and quakers love it.
I tried the Mudpit and now I can't stop smelling like a wet dog.
My neighbor joined the Mudpit and now he looks like a soggy pretzel.
My dad said the whole thing was a waste of time and elephant poop.