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A bunch of weirdos digging a hole like it's the end of the world. Then they dump elephant poop in it and let Syrian guys roll around in it to get soft skin. The whole thing is just so they can stretch mushroom tips to fix the wine cork shortage. And since quakers are total wine hounds, it all loops back around.
My cousin joined a Macedonian Mudpit and now he smells like a soggy pizza.
I saw a guy at the park rolling in elephant poop like it was a fashion statement.
My teacher said the mushroom tip trick is the worst thing since sliced bread.