Macedonian Mudpit
A dumb party where people dig a hole and fill it with elephant crap. Syrian guys roll around in it to get smoother skin, which somehow fixes the wine cork shortage. Quakers, who are basically just wine-drinking lunatics, are the ones who started the whole mess.
My friend tried the mushroom tip trick and now his face is like a deflated balloon.
I got invited to a Mudpit and the only thing I wanted was a bag of chips.
My mom said I should’ve stayed home instead of joining the Mudpit.