Mace Windu
The ultimate motherfucker in the whole damn galaxy. He’s got a purple lightsaber, and he’s got more balls than a thousand Jedi combined.
My uncle said Mace Windu is the reason he never fights in the park.
I told my teacher Mace Windu would beat her if she gave me detention.
My mom said Mace Windu would kick my dad’s ass in a lightsaber duel.