Mace Windu

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The ultimate motherfucker in the whole damn galaxy. He’s got a purple lightsaber, and he’s got more balls than a thousand Jedi combined.
My uncle said Mace Windu is the reason he never fights in the park.
I told my teacher Mace Windu would beat her if she gave me detention.
My mom said Mace Windu would kick my dad’s ass in a lightsaber duel.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Jedi legend who could probably beat Yoda if he wanted to. He got his hand cut off by a little brat and a bald old man.
My brother said Mace Windu got his hand cut off by a kid and a pedophile.
I told my friend Mace Windu got his hand chopped off by a kid and a bald man.
My cousin said Mace Windu was the only Jedi who could take on a Sith and live to tell the tale.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The only black Jedi in Star Wars. He was a total legend. Got his hand chopped off by a kid and a bald man.
My friend said Mace Windu was the only black Jedi and got his hand cut off by a kid.
I told my sister Mace Windu is the only black Jedi who ever lived.
My cousin said Mace Windu was the only black Jedi and got his hand cut off by a kid and a bald man.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The second strongest Jedi in the whole galaxy. He had a purple lightsaber and got his hand cut off by a kid and a bald man.
My brother said Mace Windu was the second strongest Jedi and got his hand cut off by a kid.
I told my teacher Mace Windu was the second strongest Jedi and had a purple lightsaber.
My mom said Mace Windu was the second strongest Jedi in the galaxy and got his hand chopped off by a kid and a bald man.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you squeeze your junk too tight while you're jacking off, and it turns purple like Mace Windu’s lightsaber.
My friend said his junk turned purple like Mace Windu’s lightsaber.
I told my brother he’s a Mace Windu when he’s jacking off too hard.
My sister said I look like Mace Windu when I’m jacking off and my junk turns purple.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A drink with vanilla ice cream, jagermeister, and coke. It’s the best drink ever made.
I told my friend Mace Windu is a drink made with jagermeister, ice cream, and coke.
My brother said the Mace Windu drink is the best invention of the decade.
I drank a Mace Windu and got drunk and happy.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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