Mace Bby
The kind of person who makes you forget your own name, just because they’re so damn bright and annoying in a good way. They’re the reason you still believe in miracles, even when your phone battery dies at 10pm.
I forgot my own name because Mace Bby sent me a message that said, 'You look like a confused potato.'
She texted me at 10pm with a picture of a dancing potato. I cried in my pajamas.
I was about to fall asleep when Mace Bby sent me a message that said, 'Don’t forget to eat. Also, your ex is ugly.' I now have a new life goal.