Mace Bby

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The person who makes you laugh until you cry, even when you're hungover and your pants are on backwards. They're the reason you still believe in love, even when your ex is still following you on Instagram.
My morning coffee just got a side of Mace Bby energy.
I laughed so hard I threw my toast at the cat. Thanks, Mace Bby.
She texted me at 3am with a meme and a question about my ex's hair. I'm still not over it.
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The human version of a glitter bomb. They brighten your day, even when you're stuck in traffic with a broken coffee cup and a side of regret.
I was about to yell at the driver in front of me, then Mace Bby sent me a smile and a meme. I just sighed and started singing.
She texted me during rush hour with a picture of a dancing penguin. I cried in my car.
I had a bad day, then Mace Bby sent me a message that said, 'You’re the best. Also, I think your ex is a fake person.'
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The kind of person who makes you forget your own name, just because they’re so damn bright and annoying in a good way. They’re the reason you still believe in miracles, even when your phone battery dies at 10pm.
I forgot my own name because Mace Bby sent me a message that said, 'You look like a confused potato.'
She texted me at 10pm with a picture of a dancing potato. I cried in my pajamas.
I was about to fall asleep when Mace Bby sent me a message that said, 'Don’t forget to eat. Also, your ex is ugly.' I now have a new life goal.
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A walking, talking, glitter-filled miracle. They're the person who makes you forget your own problems, even when you're stuck in a bad relationship and your pants are still on backwards.
I was about to break up with my boyfriend, then Mace Bby sent me a message that said, 'He’s a fake person. Also, you look like a confused potato.'
She texted me during my break-up and sent me a picture of a dancing penguin. I cried in my pajamas.
Mace Bby texted me at 2am with a message that said, 'You’re the best. Also, your ex is a fake person.' I now have a new life goal.
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The kind of person who can make you laugh even when your dog is barking at your neighbor’s cat and your ex is still following you on Instagram.
My dog was barking at my neighbor’s cat, but Mace Bby sent me a message that said, 'Your dog is cute. Also, your ex is fake.'
She texted me during a chaotic day and sent me a meme. I laughed so hard I cried.
Mace Bby sent me a message that said, 'You’re the best. Also, your ex is a fake person.' I now have a new life goal.
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A person who makes you forget your own name, even when you’re stuck in traffic with a broken coffee cup and your ex is still following you on Instagram.
I forgot my own name because Mace Bby sent me a message that said, 'You look like a confused potato.'
She texted me during rush hour with a picture of a dancing penguin. I cried in my car.
I was about to yell at the driver in front of me, then Mace Bby sent me a smile and a meme. I just sighed and started singing.
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