Macdonwaldonian
A person who acts like he’s hiding a big secret, takes ages to wash off, and eats so much fiber it’s like he’s been constipated for a decade.
At the coffee shop, Macdonwaldonian was staring at the barista like he was a new type of snack.
My mom said, 'That guy is eating a whole box of cereal before noon.'
He told me, 'I don’t take a shower unless it’s a full moon.'