Macdonwaldonian

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A guy who thinks he’s secretly gay but takes forever to shower and eats so much fiber it’s like he’s trying to poop out a horse.

I saw Macdonwaldonian at the gym. He was staring at the guy next to him like he was a math problem.

My cousin texted me: 'Dude, Macdonwaldonian is eating a whole bag of bran cereal at 3 AM.'

He DM’d me: 'Why do you take a week to shower? Do you have a second skin?'

A person who acts like he’s hiding a big secret, takes ages to wash off, and eats so much fiber it’s like he’s been constipated for a decade.

At the coffee shop, Macdonwaldonian was staring at the barista like he was a new type of snack.

My mom said, 'That guy is eating a whole box of cereal before noon.'

He told me, 'I don’t take a shower unless it’s a full moon.'

A guy who thinks he’s hiding something big, dawdles in the shower, and eats so much fiber it feels like he’s trying to explode.

He was at the park and was staring at a kid like he was the love of his life.

My friend said, 'Macdonwaldonian just ate 10 fiber pills with a milkshake.'

He sent me a text: 'I don’t take a shower unless it’s raining.'