Macdonwaldonian
A guy who thinks he’s hiding something big, dawdles in the shower, and eats so much fiber it feels like he’s trying to explode.
He was at the park and was staring at a kid like he was the love of his life.
My friend said, 'Macdonwaldonian just ate 10 fiber pills with a milkshake.'
He sent me a text: 'I don’t take a shower unless it’s raining.'