macdonna
A wannabe pop star who thinks everyone's watching her. She's got the looks of a used car and the voice of a dying cat.
She texted me, 'I'm gonna blow up tonight, you'll see!' Then she forgot her lyrics and cried.
She tried to do a dance number in a parking lot and tripped over a shopping cart.
She posted a selfie with a neon sign that said 'I'm the next Madonna' and it was 3 a. m.