macdonna

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A fake Madonna who thinks she's the real deal. She sings like a broken kazoo and dances like she's been paid by the toilet.

'I'm not just a singer, I'm a goddess!' she said, then fell off the stage.

She tried to do a high kick, but her knee gave out and she screamed like a banshee.

She posted a video of herself singing in a bathrobe and called it 'the performance of the century.'

A wannabe pop star who thinks everyone's watching her. She's got the looks of a used car and the voice of a dying cat.

She texted me, 'I'm gonna blow up tonight, you'll see!' Then she forgot her lyrics and cried.

She tried to do a dance number in a parking lot and tripped over a shopping cart.

She posted a selfie with a neon sign that said 'I'm the next Madonna' and it was 3 a. m.

A fake singer who thinks she's the real deal. She’s got the confidence of a cockroach and the stage presence of a sad clown.

She told the crowd, 'You’re all my fans!' then forgot her name halfway through the song.

She tried to do a backflip and ended up face-first in the dirt.

She sent me a DM: 'I’m gonna be famous, you’ll see. I’m better than Madonna.' I replied, 'You’re better than a sad clown.'