macdonna
A fake singer who thinks she's the real deal. She’s got the confidence of a cockroach and the stage presence of a sad clown.
She told the crowd, 'You’re all my fans!' then forgot her name halfway through the song.
She tried to do a backflip and ended up face-first in the dirt.
She sent me a DM: 'I’m gonna be famous, you’ll see. I’m better than Madonna.' I replied, 'You’re better than a sad clown.'