macdonalds bangs
when your hair is parted in the middle, but your bangs curve like the golden arches of a McDonald's. it never goes away because you're either too lazy to wash your hair or you use so much gel it looks like your forehead is stuck to your bangs.
My hair looks like a McDonald's logo, and it smells like old fries and hair gel.
His bangs look like the arches of a McDonald's, and his hair is so greasy, it looks like it's been in a deep fryer for a month.
Her hair is like a greasy McFlurry with bangs that won’t stop sticking up like they’re trying to escape.