macdonalds bangs

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when your hair is split in the middle, but your bangs look like the golden arches of a fast food place that smells like old fries and regret. it never goes away because you either have a greasy head or you slather on so much gel it looks like you dipped your face in a glue jar.
My hair looks like a McDonald's logo after I eat a Big Mac for breakfast and then try to fix my bangs with a spoon.
He looks like a greasy McFlurry with bangs that won't stop sticking up.
Her hair is so bad, it's like the McDonald's logo got stuck in a deep fryer and came out looking like a disaster.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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when your hair is split down the middle, and your bangs look like the arches of a McDonald's. it stays that way because you either never wash your hair or you use so much gel it looks like you glued your bangs to your forehead.
My bangs look like the McDonald's logo, and my hair smells like a grease trap.
That guy’s hair is so bad, it looks like the arches of a McDonald’s that’s been sitting in a hot dog bun for a week.
She has bangs like the golden arches, and her hair is so greasy, it’s like it’s been fried in a deep fryer.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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when your hair is parted in the middle, but your bangs curve like the golden arches of a McDonald's. it never goes away because you're either too lazy to wash your hair or you use so much gel it looks like your forehead is stuck to your bangs.
My hair looks like a McDonald's logo, and it smells like old fries and hair gel.
His bangs look like the arches of a McDonald's, and his hair is so greasy, it looks like it's been in a deep fryer for a month.
Her hair is like a greasy McFlurry with bangs that won’t stop sticking up like they’re trying to escape.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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