MacDiverr - Something you grab when you’re too drunk to think straight a

Something you grab when you’re too drunk to think straight and your friend’s butt is too tempting to ignore.

At the bar, I grabbed a bottle of whiskey and used it as a MacDiverr. It tasted like regret.

I used my uncle’s walking cane as a MacDiverr. He yelled at me for hours.

I took a spoon from the kitchen and used it as a MacDiverr. It was quick, but it left a mark.