MacDiverr

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Anything you can jam up a friend’s butt with if you’re out of luck and don’t have a proper tool.

I used my brother’s phone charger as a MacDiverr. It was awkward but effective.

My neighbor’s kid used a mop handle as a MacDiverr. I saw it and laughed until I cried.

At the party, I used a giant pretzel as a MacDiverr. It was messy, but it worked.

A last-minute object you throw at someone’s butt because you’re lazy and don’t want to clean up.

I grabbed my dad’s sock and tossed it at him like it was a MacDiverr. He was confused but happy.

My friend used a roll of toilet paper as a MacDiverr. It was soft and made a mess.

I used my mom’s hairbrush as a MacDiverr. It left her hair all tangled.

Something you grab when you’re too drunk to think straight and your friend’s butt is too tempting to ignore.

At the bar, I grabbed a bottle of whiskey and used it as a MacDiverr. It tasted like regret.

I used my uncle’s walking cane as a MacDiverr. He yelled at me for hours.

I took a spoon from the kitchen and used it as a MacDiverr. It was quick, but it left a mark.

A random object that gets used for butt fun because you’re too cheap to buy a real one.

I used my sister’s pencil as a MacDiverr. It broke, but it was free.

I used a broom handle as a MacDiverr. It hurt, but it was worth it.

I used my dog’s leash as a MacDiverr. He barked at me the whole time.

Any object that gets shoved up a friend’s butt just because you’re bored and you can.

I used a pen as a MacDiverr. It was tiny but it did the job.

I used my teacher’s ruler as a MacDiverr. He didn’t even notice until later.

I used my brother’s spatula as a MacDiverr. It was hot and it left a mark.

Something you use to make a friend’s butt feel the pain when you’re angry and you don’t have anything else.

I used my mom’s ladle as a MacDiverr. It was heavy and it hurt.

I used my neighbor’s hose as a MacDiverr. It was cold and it shocked him.

I used my dad’s belt as a MacDiverr. It left a purple mark and a bruise.