MacDarby's Sign
Stool on your face. Happens when someone throws a used glove at you after checking your butt.
He flung a glove at me. Poop splattered on my face. I'm gonna be the laughing stock of the class.
After the exam, my doctor threw a glove. Now I have a brown mess on my face.
I got hit with a glove full of poop. Now my face is a smelly disaster.