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Poop on your face. Usually happens when someone flings a used glove at you after a butt check.
My nurse just threw a glove at me. I now have a brown smear across my face. Thanks, Karen.
After the doctor's exam, I got hit with a glove. Now I look like a messy hot dog.
He flicked the glove at me. Poop on my forehead. I'm gonna get that glove back.